
Christoph Waltz’s natural charm fails to save “Old Guy”
Two-time Academy Award winner Christoph Waltz collaborates with genre director Simon West on “Old Guy,” which The Avenue produces. Greg Jonson writes the screenplay.
Director Michael Maler follows up last year’s inspirational sports drama Heart of Champions with the mystery The Minute You Wake Up Dead from Lionsgate. Russ Porter (Cole Hauser) is a shady small-town stockbroker who just lost some of the townies a considerable amount of money. He begins dating a shy waitress named Delane (Jamie Alexander) to take away some of the stress in his life.
Before long, a shocking murder occurs, and one of the two love birds may be responsible. As word spreads that there’s money behind the killing, every criminal in town wants their share of the cash. Meanwhile, Sheriff Thurmond Fowler (Morgan Freeman) is trying to investigate the murder and keep vengeful town folks off Russ’s back.
The screenplay for The Minute You Wake Up Dead comes from Timothy Holland and Michael Maile. The promotional materials for The Minute You Wake Up Dead paint the film as a noir thriller where one shocking plot twist follows another. In addition, we are promised a bloody showdown that leads to a mind-blowing finale.
The term film noir primarily describes stylish Hollywood crime dramas, particularly those that emphasize cynical attitudes and motivations. Usually, the central figure is a private investigator, a plainclothes police officer, a hapless grifter, a law-abiding citizen lured into a life of crime, or simply a victim of circumstance. In this instance, Russ Porter substitutes a stockbroker for the private investigator.
To avoid spoilers, I’ll keep my review short. Before the film’s title flashes across the screen, we get a bit of reverse chronology. Initially, I had an idea of where the film would go after this scene, and for the most part, I was right.
I will credit the writers for avoiding some of the cliches you find in some noirs, such as a sexpot femme fatale using her feminine wills to get her way. Instead, the directors choose to focus on some character building. Throughout the film, characters receive a phone call uttering a phase that ties into a title.
Regarding the acting, it’s what you would expect from a film like this. Morgan Freeman is here for a check, but Cole Hauser and Jamie Alexander are always fun to watch. The Minute You Wake Up Dead doesn’t change the game, but it’s a fine one-time watch.
Final Grade: C
THE MINUTE YOU WAKE UP DEAD is available in select theaters, on-demand, and digitally on November 4. In addition, The film will also be available on Blu-ray and DVD on December 13.
Two-time Academy Award winner Christoph Waltz collaborates with genre director Simon West on “Old Guy,” which The Avenue produces. Greg Jonson writes the screenplay.
Director Martin Campbell delivers another female-led action film in Cleaner from Lionsgate. Matthew Orton, Simon Uttley, and Paul Andrew Williams pen the film’s screenplay. Set in present-day London, a group of radical activists led by Marcus (Clive Owen) takes over an energy company’s annual gala, seizing 300 hostages to expose the hosts’ corruption.
After gaining some experience with a short film and a documentary, director Craig Tuohy shifts to the horror genre for his feature debut, “Everyone Is Going to Die,” produced by Saban Films. The story follows British real estate entrepreneur Daniel (played by Brad Moore), who seems to have it all: wealth and a young girlfriend named Julie (Marina Lazaris). However, due to his infidelity, he now has a strained relationship with his daughter Imogen (Gledisa Arthur).